Putin Defends Ukraine's Jews, Slams Ukraine's Jewish Oligarchs
Cites Ukraine's appointment of oligarchs as governors as reason for unrest
Yesterday morning, Vladimir Putin, president of the Russian Federation, gave his first post-Crimea invasion press conference. What rapidly became apparent, as he slouched in a gilded hall studded with Russian flags, was that the combination of Putin's surreal interpretation of events with his lavishly baroque epistemology has given form to some bizarrely contradictory dualities in his worldview. He railed against a politicized judiciary selectively prosecuting the enemies of the chief executive, overlooking that it's exactly what the Russian Judiciary does routinely; he argued the change of government in Kiev was an armed coup, but the one in Crimea was entirely legitimate. The usage of force by Ukrainians is unjustified, but completely justified from the Russian side.
The Russian leader also insisted that Ukraine's deposed president, Viktor Yanukovych, retains authority as the country's elected head of state, but also described him as a corrupt failure whose political career was finished. Putin also admitted that he understood well popular demands for "cardinal changes in government" by Ukrainians—demands, he asserted, that simply stemmed from their "having become habituated to switching one thief and opportunist for another thief and opportunist." He spat out the word "opportunist" in disgust.